- video: Dentist (The Dean Martin Show)
- speaking: A side job
The Drunken Dentist – The Dean Martin Show
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Excuse
me, sir. Can you tell me if I am a man or a woman?
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You’re
a man.
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Thank
you very much. I was just in here yesterday, and when I was there I left my
glasses in the washroom, and I didn’t remember which one.
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Do
you come in here often?
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Oh,
just every once in a while, but I come in here every day to get a little drink
so to settle my nerves, you know, before going to work.
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Oh.
What kind of work do you do?
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I’m
a dentist.
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Dentist?
Oh. Where do you work?
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In
the mouth.
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Wait,
just a second. Do you mean to tell me that you actually hold a drill inside
people’s mouths with that hand?
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Of
course not. I use this one.
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Do
you use any ether?
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Just
enough so I don’t hear the screams.
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You
know, I got a tooth that’s a little sensitive. Maybe I should come and see you?
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Oh,
well, now, why don’t I just take a little look at it now? Open wide.
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Hey,
that’s my ear.
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What’s
it doing in your mouth?
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This
is my mouth!
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No,
that’s your finger.
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I
don’t know, I’m not sure I trust you. Tell me, have you ever pulled out the
wrong tooth?
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Oh,
never, never, never. I pulled out a fella’s tongue once.
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His
tongue? Well, what did he say?
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He
said (...)
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I
mean, ...
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What
is that you mean?
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Wasn’t
he mad at you?
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Oh,
he was at first. But when I told him to put it under his pillow that the tongue
fairy would visit him he was alright. I’ll see you a little later.
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