Short story about our last holiday,
About 3 months ago I stayed with my wife in a very
smart hotel in Sevilla, in Spain. We had a nice room on the last floor with a great
view over the whole city. The only problem was the traffic and the high
temperature outside, about 38° degrees
celsius.
We switched on the air condition but we felt that it
was not working. So we called the receptionist, and he promised to send someone
up to have a look at it. But nobody came because it was too late in the evening.
The two old people – I mean my wife and me – had a very
hot night!
The receptionist was very unpleasant because he did
not have another room for us, so we only had to pay half the price.
Oliver:
A little story of my life!
Last year in the summer we made a journey. We weren’t
in a hotel, because we were on a big ship!
There we had a room for three people (my wife, my son
and I) over the water and with a balcony. Room number 3145.
Unfortunately,
our room was near the “piano bar”,
but that was not a real problem for us, because
“Piano bars play only quiet music!”
But in the
first night, and in all nights, the music was terribly loud, because the piano
bar was a disco for the youngest people!
For example:
The water in a glass in our room over the bar made
waves. Until 1 am!
My wife is a quiet person, but in this night she
talked to the room service! Long and loud!!!
The result:
My wife and I, we got a new room very deep down in the ship, about 20 metres,
without a balcony! But
very far from the piano bar, but
near the ship propeller!
And:
Our son stayed in our first room! He liked the music!
He was alone in the room with a balcony and was very happy!
Herwig:
- - Hello, reception, Carol speaking. Can I help you?
- - Hello, my name is Jackson. I have emptied the Gin in the minibar, and a party is going on in my room. The number is 224. Could you please fill it up immediately?
- - Yes, that’s no problem. Do you need some tonic water, too?
- - No, thank you.
- - All right. The waiter will bring you the Gin in a few minutes. Please don’t be too noisy in consideration of the other guests in our hotel.
- - Of course I won’t. Thank you for saving my party.
- - You’re welcome.
Lisbeth:
- Good afternoon, reception, Hotel Black Cat, Lisa speaking. What can I do for you?
- Hello, my name is Mrs Smith, room number 10. It’s very cold in my room, I’m not able to start the heating. Maybe it doesn’t work?
- Oh, that’s not possible. I’ll send you the handyman to have a look at it. Can you stay in your room for the next hour?
- No, that’s too long. I’ll have to wear a winter coat if I don’t want to get ill.
- Oh, I am sorry. I’ll call the handyman immediately. I hope he has time to come during the next minutes.
- Thank you, I hope so, too.
One hour later the receptionist calls Mrs Smith:
- Hello Mrs Smith, Lisa from the reception speaking. Is everything all right?
- Yes, it is. The handyman was here and he showed me the thermostat behind the bathroom door, where I could set the temperature. And now it is warm enough.
- So I am satisfied. Have a nice evening, Mrs Smith.
- Thank you and goodbye.
Alfred:
- Reception speaking, how can I help you?
- I’m in room 50. The television is broken. The picture is always flickering, and there’s a dark line down on the left-hand side of the screen. And there’s a hissing sound in the background.
- I’m sorry, we will send you the handyman to fix the TV.
- Great, thank you!
- You’re welcome!
Inge:
- Hello, reception, Ralph speaking. Can I help you?
- Yes, you can. I’m Mrs Smith, room number 35. I have to check out. Can you please send someone to take my luggage down to the hall?
- Yes, madam, as soon as possible. Anything else?
- One more thing. Can you also charge someone to bring my car from the garage in front of the hotel?
- What is the number of your car?
- It’s I-7160 AA, and the key is in the reception.
- All OK, we will do that.
- Thank you. We will meet later, because I still have to pay my bill.
Steffi:
- Hello, my name is Schalk Steffi. I have a problem with the safe, it cannot be opened.
- OK, what's your room number, please?
- Number 20.
- We will send you the handyman.
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
- Hi, can you help me please?
- Yes, what problem do you have?
- I don't have water in the shower.
- Oh... Sorry, we will take care of it right away. What's your room number?
- 65
- Thanks. Someone will be round in a minute.
Herwig:







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